Hey guys…and yeah gals of course. Well I have been reading this blog regularly… and its been great… the owner herself is doing a great job. So something came to my mind. And I think I should put it up to all of you.
This is Tom. Hi to all… This one is going to be interesting because its simply on the most interesting thing god has created…… Women. This would be a long one. So I have requested the blog owner to put it up in Episodes.
Interesting for guys, because they just love to look at them and definitely do more which I don’t want to describe here. But I’m sure they don’t like to carry them along too much. I know it’s a pain guys. I myself have been into this many a times and each one of them unbearable in one or the other way. They are very diverse creatures but with a similar function. For gals… they always want to know what the other one is up to. When god created them he made them beautiful but forgot to give them an operational brain. So to cover it up he created guys, with brains and definitely good looks. So that way Adam was created after Eve.
That’s history. Today these creatures have become more dangerous. Now they have started operating brains. To destroy men… How???
I’m going to tell you how it happened to me.
I will start with a few at my office. That’s one place I would like to avoid women. Office would have been so peaceful without them. When at work it’s really worship for me, and in between this worship the Satan can spoil it all. The nature of my work does not allow a lot of them at my office. For that I just thank god.
This one is a senior of mine. Ms X. She is supposedly an engineer, but when she is on visit to my area of work she becomes an outspoken, irritating critic of my work. Doesn’t she have anything else to do in this world? Man, office is for working, not for screwing up somebody else’s work. She calls it “Time Pass”. So when she gets bored she comes out of her cocoon and breaches the territorial zone to my work place. How selfish? I don’t know when I’m going to manhandle her. Yeah. I know, I know, I’m a gentleman. My gentleness is stretching too much on this. But she is intelligent enough, to stop it just below the threshold I would reach. Then she smiles at me… and she would say, “Now I feel refreshed, time for some work”… and she would happily walk away. All this easily takes an hour out of my schedule, half an hour listening to her nasty comments and the rest to come back to senses.
One would think how can a junior colleague trouble you? Females wherever, whenever and however are troublesome. So I have two under me. Ms Y and Ms Z. Though they are different in many ways, but they have one thing in common; they can talk on and on and on and on. But they don’t talk constructive. It is gossip all the time. They both have such shrieking voices, that eardrums around can rupture easily. The worst part is they would be doing this at some corner of the office when I would be loaded with files and technical stuff around me. They are never there around as a working hand. And if I get to see them and ask for the reason for their absence from the place, they were supposed to be at, they would just keep their gob shut. If I raise my voice losing my patience, I would virtually see the NCW (National Commission of Women) placards around me.
There is another thing about Ms Z. She is a manipulator. Do guys fight for girls? History speaks for this statement. From the battle of troy to the fight between my senior colleague (a guy) and me, this has always happened. This fight… I would call it argument was not for domination but was cue to manipulation. One day Ms Z was late to office for which there was no record. So I thought I would keep a track of all under me through an attendance register. On this Ms Z walked to my senior and cribbed royally that she was not getting the freedom to work as she wants. He then came to me and blasted me, which continued ahead as an argument and had to stop because we were drained out. A few days later, on booze, we both guys realized that the argument was worthless and manipulated.
Where do I go from here? Back home. Oh my god. How can I forget the most important one in my life, my girlfriend Jerry. I call her Jerry because I’m Tom. She is a 24 hour helpline. If I want an adventure, I just have to dial her number. Even at my office the adventure is available for me through this helpline number. But Jerry is also intelligent like others. She would just give a small pill to me at office because she knows that I would forget it in my work. It would be waiting for me back home. After a tiring day’s work when I would be thinking of some relaxation… yoga or a game of squash… the phone would ring, for which you I never say no to. If I somehow miss it then, even god can’t save me. It would take at least a three hour apology speech to get her back to normal. This speech mostly becomes a debate, one sided, the motion would be against me from Jerry’s side. Ok now what if I wouldn’t have missed the call. Then it would start romantic, but in between I might crack a silly joke, and then that’s it. Further the above mentioned procedure stands. This time the difference is I would have missed my game or yoga. All this is happening when she is around 2500 kms away from me. I just can’t imagine if the distance was to reduce.
Anyways I can go on and on about this special lady in my life. So I would continue in next episode. Now wait for the next one, because girls I think you would like to know more about yourself and guys this would be an eye opener for you.
-TOM
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